Saturday, October 10, 2009

An update of sorts.

It's been four years since I've updated this hooha.

I'm not entirely sure what I want to say, so... hello world!

Monday, August 15, 2005

subject


Today is 8-15 which are two of the six numbers of doom which means tomorrow the APOCOLYPSE WILL ENSUE. That is Darth Vader and not me in a Vader mask so keep the accusations to yoself. Hallelujah hallelujah.

You KNOW, it is not that hard to spell hallelujah. Or pregnant. Or necessary. Or your. Or the. Or what. Or nailpolish. Or supercalifragilisticexpialadocious. Or suoicodalaipxecitsiligarfilacrepus, but I'll let that slide by if you're nice enough.

My dad tends to scream at us and try to negate his meanness with buying us stuff which generally works. I wish he'd do it more. I need clothes and food and feet. Ew, I hate feet. DON'T GIVE ME YOUR FEET, you nasty wench!

A self-respecting wench.

HA!

Monday, July 25, 2005

A Link to the Past

Why do you build me up buttercup baby just to let me down and mess me around? You BITCH, I will fucking kill you. Answer the phone.

Oh mi dios! 1 2 3 4 GO! Good MOURNING, ha ha ha. Mi dios.

I HATE ZELDA. DIE DIE DIE. YOU SCREAM TOO MUCH. DIE. DIEEEE. Ruto is cute, why does everyone hate her? Navi is too. Aww. But I don't pay attention to her cause she annoys me. A-HO! Tally tally, doo hickey du ha.

Thursday, July 21, 2005

Shabooie.

Hello, my name is Emly and I like long romantic walks on the beach after a nice candle-lit dinner in Paris. Doo hickey!

Anyway, I hate my step-brother. I hope his insides rot.
It is 901 AM and it is really light out. It's hurting my eyes. I am about to melt away. DO NOT FLOAT ABOVE ME WHEN I AM DYING IN THE ABYSS. Marcia says I am on a "vampire schedule" but I like the word nocturnal better. It sounds less Bladey. Not that Blade is a bad movie, but now I can't sleep with my neck exposed to the wonders of the big bad night :(

I'm just damn bored, I'm just damn bored bored bored. My doctor released me with underjoyed but maybe I'm just bored. An orphan convinced me that he was underjoyed. Woah woah woah.
I'm sad because my brother is supposed to send me SNES games except on an emulator but we can't find a way to send them. His CD burner is broken and AIM is a fag :( ohmyz.
You know what bugs me?
Everyone is like, LOL EW GEORGE BUSH SUX I AM PRO-GAY!!!!!!!!!! Except Kerry is anti-gay too and the only reason they don't like Bushy is cause he banned gay marriages. There are bigger things happening than fag's rights you jews.
Ha ha ha, I'm a bitch.

Tomorrow I am going to King's Dominion but I don't want to. Ugh. Why would I want to go to King's Dominion? WOE IS ME :(
Heheheh.
Johnson's Baby Powder.

Dancey dancey.

I'm bored.

Friday, March 18, 2005

Unicorns

I woke up hungry on an island in the sea while hungry colours surrounded me.

Hey, let's get known -
If we work real hard, we can buy matching clothes for our live shows